Hiraita

So there are three people in this story and to make sure this is as cliche as possible, one is a priest one is a rabbi and one is a hippopotamus. Wait. No. That cannot be correct. Who in their right mind would start a story off thusly. Ok here I go again. This is the story about three people. One is a clown, one is a gangster and one is a hippopotamus. Oh that is so much better. We start this story off with the hippo getting shot point blank in the head. I'll be damned if I'm going to write dialogue for a hippo. Now you may ask, "But author, why would anyone want to shoot a hippo". To this I answer, "Why dear little Timmy, this hippo was s